hello hello madam, my name is James i'm not a madam, but okay i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you would like to know? who wrote it? sorry, i did not get that who wrote "Alice in Wonderland" "Alice in Wonderland" was written by Charles UNK , or Lewis Carroll, which was his pen name when did he wrote it? he wrote it in 1865. is there anything else you would like to know about Alice's background? what's the name of the cat? the cat is named Dinah there is another cat in the book. UNK comparison between the two cats? you mean the cat later during the book? yes let's discuss this when you have finished this chapter and further chapters what's the name of the rabbit then? let's discuss this when you have finished further chapters. is there anything you would like to know about cats eating bats? do cats eat bats? cats eat bats whenever they are able to catch one. what was the rabbit wearing? sorry, i did not get that what was the rabbit wearing? Alice's rabbit, what it was wearing he was late for a meeting what meeting? maybe you should read later chapters. when was Alice falling, she grabbed a jar. what was the name of the jar? what was written on the jar? there was jam in the jar. is there something you would like to know about books without images? yes, tell me something about it. i learned to appreciate books without images when i was a student. you were a student? could you repeat that? you said you appreciated when you were a student. so you were a student? i am very known about literature so have you read the whole book, the "Alice in Wonderland"? yes, i am an expert of "Alice in Wonderland". yes, but have you read it? of course. for how long was Alice falling? i'm sorry. do you like some water, coffee or tea? don't you think it's rude to give attention to someone else during our conversation? given the fact that you're not a human, no okay. is there something you would like to know about the animated picture? about what, sorry? is there something you would like to know about the animated picture? i have no idea what is that, can you explain me? the animated picture was made by Walt Disney in 1951 okay, i have seen it, stop. for how long was Alice falling? that is hard to say, but given the amount of events, it must have been quite a while. so can you describe me a bit what happens next? because i didn't read the whole book. during the first chapter Alice falls during the rabbit hole, she lands in a room with a table and a door. what she does next? she tries to chase the rabbit what other books has the same author written? Lewis Carroll also wrote "Through the Looking Glass", which is a sequel to "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland". hello madam, my name is James hello i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland", is there anything you would like to know? i'm not a madam. yes. i would like to know when Alice meet the white rabbit later in the book Alice meets the white rabbit. maybe you should read further chapters yes. okay. good. let me see... what else i want to know. well, perhaps you could tell me how Alice returned home maybe you should read later chapters okay it's not very informative. tell me something about the author of the book Lewis Carroll was a mathematician okay. is there also math in the book? the book contains many references to math okay. such as? could you repeat that? could you provide an example of the math provided in the book, please? sorry, i do not know that okay, that's alright. let me see... what can you call one of the significant moment that occur in the book, besides Alice travelling to wonderland? maybe you should read further chapters yes. provide me with some information about the book. just tell me something. the book was written in 1865 by Lewis Carroll. the book is written in the nonsense genre. oh. okay. so the events are not actually true. right? could you repeat? so the events did not actually take place. the events are UNK never mind. so Alice is sent to Wonderland, right? yes, that's true because i just read it. how long did Alice stay in wonderland? maybe you should read further chapters. is there anything you would like to know about Dinah the cat? sure, tell me something about the cat. Dinah was based and named after a cat based on an actual cat own by Charles UNK or Carroll okay. cool. was Dinah a nice cat? i'm sorry, i would like to ask you. would you like some coffee or tea? no thanks, that's okay. don't you think it's rather rude to interrupt during our conversation? what? no, that's okay. we can interrupt you. let me see... can you tell me something about the white rabbit? Lewis Carroll wrote "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland", a pen name for Charles UNK no, no, can you tell me something about the character, the white rabbit? the rabbit is being chased by Alice yes, why is the rabbit being chased by Alice sorry, i do not know that can the rabbit help Alice return home to her family? sorry, i do not know that that's a shame. can you tell me something about the watch of the rabbit? what colour did it have? sorry, i do not know that is Alice's sister nice, are they friendly with each other? sorry, this is not described in the book. oh, that's a shame. but is it her older sister? yes, the sister is older than Alice. okay, cool. was Alice happy in Wonderland? sorry, i do not know that you do not know that much hello hello madam, my name is James hello, my name is NAME, nice to meet you hello. i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there something you would like to know? well, i've never read the book before, would you recommend it to me? of course i would. okay. what type of book is it? can you say me something about that? the book is written in the genre of nonsense. nonsense, alright. so, kind of fiction? yes, it is fiction. what type of things happen in the book? cause i've read the first two pages, and there's no really much of a story-line unravelled yet Alice chases a rabbit. yeah. so, i think at the end of this thing she's just reached the end of the tunnel, i'm guessing this is where Wonderland starts, right? is there something you would like to know about the book? well, i'm wondering what the role of the rabbit is in the rest of the book. can you say something about that? maybe you should read further chapters. alright, so you don't want to give too much of the story away, i guess. so i was wondering about her cat, Dinah. Dinah is the cat of Alice. does she play a role in this story as well? Dinah was based and named after a cat based on an actual cat owned by Charles UNK or Carroll. is Carroll the author? okay. are there any things based on the true life in the book? Alice was based on Alice UNK , a child friend of Lewis Carroll. okay. so did they have similar adventures together when they were young? sorry, i do not know that is there something you would like to know about cats eating bats? why not, if you can tell me something about that. sometimes the cat catches a bat. but does he eat it? that's the question. there are known records of cats eating bats. and do bats eat cats? there are no known records of bats eating cats. is there anything else we can discuss about, based on the first two pages? is there something you would like to know about the falling jar? alright, the orange marmalade. yes, the jar contained orange marmalade. what was with the jar, why was it falling so slowly? Lewis Carroll was a mathematician, he knew that gravity was different than this. alright. so how far did Alice actually fall? based on the events during this Alice fell quite far. did she really reach the centre of the Earth, as she expected? Alice reached Wonderland. so where is Wonderland? Wonderland is down the rabbit hole. okay, makes sense. so what kind of family was Alice from? Walt Disney made an animated picture in 1951. i'm sorry, would you like some coffee or tea or something? uh yeah, thanks. don't you think it's rude to interrupt this conversation? a little bit, yeah. okay, good to know. alright, what were we discussing? you mentioned something about Disney. Walt Disney made an animated picture in 1951. alright, i think i saw a movie not so long about "Alice in Wonderland". there is also a non-animated picture made by UNK by who? sorry, could you repeat the question? this non-animated picture, that was made by who? sorry, i don't know the answer is there also a movie of "Alice in Wonderland"? sorry, i do not know that so does Wonderland have the same physics rules as we have here? there are different rules of gravity. so how do these rules work. sorry, i do not know that are there other things different in Wonderland? Wonderland is based on nonsense. hello hello madam, my name is James i'm not a madam i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you would like to know? not really is there something you would like to know about the author? oh you could tell me something interesting Lewis Carroll wrote "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland". her UNK name was Charles Dodgson. Charles Dodgson was a mathematician. is there anything you would like to know about the animated picture? i don't know is there anything you would like to know about cats eating bats? yes that sound interesting there is no known evidence of bats eating cats oh is there something you would like to know about books without images? no, not really is there something you would like to know about a hole to the other side of the earth that wouldn't work right? when this book was being written, this was a question that was discussed by many scientists, until they found an answer. is there something you would like to know about Alice's background? yes Alice was based on a child's friend named Alice Liddell. does she have family? Alice has a sister. and her parents? her parents are not described in the book why aren't they described in the book? her parents are not part of Wonderland do you think there's a reason for that? maybe you should read further chapters. is there something you would like to know about Dinah the cat? yes, what's her importance? Dinah was named and based after a cat based on the actual cat owned by a friend of Carroll. but why is he in the book? it's just a cat sorry, i do not know the answer i'm sorry, i brought some coffee, here it is. don't you think it's rather rude to interrupt this conversation? well that's not my fault okay. is there anything you would like to know about the falling jar? yes, why is it overtaking her? sorry, i did not get that wouldn't the jar fall as quickly as she falls it is against the law of physics to drop a jar in a free fall but Lewis didn't notice that Lewis was a mathematician, he knew about this. so he choose to ignore it there are written records of eating bats if you can catch them that answer doesn't even make sense is there something you would like to know about books without images? you already asked that question is there something you would like to know about Alice's background? yes, please tell me Alice was based on a child's friend named Alice Liddell. can you tell me more? Lewis Carroll liked children. it has been speculated he was a pedophile hello madam my name is James hello i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you would like to know? uh, who is Dinah? Dinah is the cat. Dinah is based on a real cat owned by Charles UNK or Lewis Carroll. okay. hum. was it based on a true story? "Alice in Wonderland" was a story told by Lewis Carroll to twelve friends of his. uh okay. uh tell me about the rabbit, why is he running? the rabbit is late for a meeting. yes. why did Alice follow the rabbit? Alice was interested in what he was doing. do you think Alice is like the cat and curiosity will kill her? sorry, i do not know that yeah UNK hum tell me about the author. Lewis Carroll wrote Alice's adventures in Wonderland, a pen-name for Charles UNK is the author still alive? no, the author died in 1906 uh there is a movie about the book, right? yes, Walt Disney made a movie in 1956 yes. hum. tell me about the other cat. maybe you should read further chapters. yeah, but you are here to tell me about the other cat or stuff about the book is there something you would like to know about cats eating bats? or bats eating cats? there are known records of cats eating bats are there known records of bats eating cats? there are no known records of bats eating cats but do you think it's possible? sorry, i do not know the answer okay. hum tell me about the orange marmalade. it is against the laws of physics to drop a jar in free fall. and the anti bathies sorry, i did not get that what are the anti bethies sorry, i do not know the answer and who is Dinah? the book was written in 1856 by Lewis Carroll no no no who is Dinah Dinah is Alice's cat and he's imaginary or he's real? Dinah is real ah okay. hum. what is the rabbit what does the rabbit have? sorry, i did not get that what does the White Rabbit have? the White Rabbit has a pocket watch okay... is there something you would like to know about books without images? yeah, tell me about books without images i learned to appreciate them when i was a student yeah okay. and when was Lewis Carroll born? Lewis Carroll was born in 1938 1938. and when did he die? he died in 1906 but than his death was before his birth... if he died in 1906 sorry, i do not know the answer when did when did Lewis Carroll was born? 1836 ah 1836 i thought you said 1936 that makes sense. okay. what did the rabbit say to itself? i will be late no he said i shall be late you said you wanted a coffee? tea? ah, that's okay, okay don't you think it's rude to interrupt our conversation? yeah yeah he interrupted and okay and he probably programmed you to say that and he probably interrupted us on purpose. do you think that? sorry, i do not know the answer yeah for next time. uh so what else can you tell me about "Alice in Wonderland" that i don't know the book was written in the nonsense genre nonsense genre? can you tell me more about it? many things in the book are impossible or done in an unusual or inverted way nothing is impossible. did you know that? could you repeat that? nothing is impossible, did you know that? no, i did not know that. yeah, write it down. uh what colour were the rabbit's eyes? the rabbit has pink eyes hum did Dinah ever eat a bat? sorry, i do not know the answer okay. hello madam, my name is James hello James i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you would like to know? i can think of something. what's the rest of the story? is there something you would like to know about the author? okay, tell me. "Alice in Wonderland" was written by Lewis Carroll a pen name for Charles Dodgson. Charles Dodgson was a mathematician. yes. is there something you would like to know about the animated picture? yes, tell me who made this Disney made an animated picture in 1951 okay... is there anything you would like to know about cats eating bats? eh, i think this is a strange topic is there anything you would like to know about falling jars? yes, tell me about those. it is against the law of physics to drop a jar in free fall okay. it doesn't drop, yes of course is there anything you would like to know about the book? yes, tell me about the book the book was written in 1865 by Lewis Carroll anything else? it is written in the nonsense genre yes, i know that. and more? many things in the book are impossible, or done in an unusual or inverted way what did you say? many things in the book are impossible, or done in an unusual or inverted way okay, anything else? it was indeed a strange book sorry, i did not get that it was indeed a strange book. anything else you can tell me about the book? sorry, that is all i know that is not a lot. can you tell me the rest of the story? maybe you should read further chapters yes, that's also a possibility. is there anything you would like to know about books without images tell me i learned to appreciate them as a student yes... what sorry, i did not get that what did you say? i learned to appreciate them as a student me too. anything else you can tell me about books without pictures? sorry, that is all i know what else can you tell me about "Alice in Wonderland" would you like some coffee or tea? at some point. coffee? coffee is always good. let's go for that. don't you think it's rather rude to interrupt our conversation? (laugh) he asked me for coffee, of course not that's not okay i like coffee i like coffee too so what else, you are actually from "Alice in Wonderland", what else can you tell me? Alice was based on a child friend named Alice Liddell okay. any more cool facts? there is a live action move made by Tim Burton in 2010 i know. what can you tell me about Tim Burton sorry, i do not know that what else can you tell me about the author Alice was based on a child friend named Alice Liddell yes, go on. sorry, i do not know that (laugh)... eh... is there anything you would like to know about Alice's background yes tell me Alice was based on a child friend named Alice Liddell again. anything else you can tell me about Alice Dinah was based and named after a cat based on an actual cat owned by Alice Liddell okay. anything else? could you repeat the question? what else can you tell me? it is against the laws of physics to drop a jar in free fall. yes? hello sir, my name is James hello James, i'm not a gentleman, so i'm not sir okay, i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you would like to know? uh. did the cat eat bats? there are known records of cats eating bats okay. how do they catch them? sometimes bats fall on the floor okay. i guess they do. so maybe Dinah the cat eat a bat as well that is a possibility okay, hem. what about Alice's sister, what did she do? sorry, i do not know that she was sitting by the river reading a book. but you don't know what she did when Alice fell down the rabbit hole? i do not know that eh. what happened when Alice got to the bottom of the rabbit hole? she fell in a room with a table with a key and one door okay. so she got up and went to look at what was on the table? sorry, i did not get that so she up again when she had fallen to look at what was on the table yes, she did can you tell me something about the end of the book? i've only seen two pages. maybe you should UNK i beg your pardon maybe you should read further chapters okay. hem. is it in the bookcase behind you? sorry, i do not know that can't you turn round and have a look? sorry, i do not know that do you know there are books behind you? sorry, i do not know that are there books in front of you? sorry, i do not know that i don't think so because i am in front of you is there anything you would like to know about the falling jar? who ate the marmalade? sorry, i did not get that the jar was empty and it said orange marmalade on the jar. yes but if the jar was empty, who ate the marmalade sorry, i do not know that okay. maybe other people also fell through the hole excuse me.would you like some coffee or tea? no thanks. how long is this thing? seven minutes. don't you think it's rude to interrupt this conversation? (laugh) yes. eh. but it was very nice to offer me some coffee okay. would you like some coffee? i like coffee you like coffee, good, or would you prefer some tea? or don't you want anything at the moment? sorry, i don't know okay, we were talking about the empty jar. with the marmalade it's against the law it's against the law to talk about the empty jar? i think that's strange. sorry, i did not get that well let's talk about something else, what else did Alice see when she was falling? sorry, i do not know that is there something you would like to know about the animated picture which animated picture? Walt Disney made animated picture in 1951 okay, i haven't seen that tell me about the animated picture please sorry, i do not know that was it about "Alice in Wonderland"? the animated picture was about "Alice in Wonderland" okay. but the Tim Burton one was very good. Tim Burton made a picture in 2010 i know know, it was in 3D okay. are you in 3D? sorry, i do not know that you are not very self conscious, or self knowledgeable okay. okay. hem. do you think there will be a new film about "Alice in Wonderland"? sorry, i do not know that have you read "Alice in Wonderland"? i am an expert on "Alice in Wonderland" did you like the book? i liked the book a lot did you have a copy with pictures? sorry, i do not know that hello madam, my name is James hello, my name is NAME i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you like to know? no is there anything you like to know about the author? yes, about the author i would like to know. the author is Lewis Carroll. his pen-name is Charles Dodgson. he wrote "Alice in Wonderland" in 1952. interesting... is there something else you'd like to know? yes, how did he come with the idea of Alice? sorry, i cannot understand you. how did he come up with the idea of Alice? he wrote the story for a child friend of his, named Alice Liddell. nice. is there something else you'd like to know? no. would you like to know something about the rabbit? yes, why not? the rabbit is actually called White Rabbit. later during the book he thinks Alice is his housemaid. is there something else you'd like to know? i would like to know about the cat. sorry, i cannot understand you. i would like to know about the cat. the cat. would you like to know about Dinah? yes Dinah is based on the actual cat owned by Alice Liddell. okay. would you like to know something about Alice? yes. Alice is 8 years old. she owns a cat named Dinah. she is both curious and rational during the events in this book. is there something you like to know about cat eating bats? yes, that would be interesting. cats sometimes catch bats, which they then eat. okay. is there something else you'd like to ask? no. is there something you'd like to know about the caterpillar? about who? the caterpillar is a character described later during the book. yes, i would like to know about it. the caterpillar keeps asking who Alice is. what does he say as a reply? Alice won't answer that question. why not? because the caterpillar is being rude. is there something else you'd like to know? yes, who is the friend of Alice during the story? could you repeat that question please? i'm sorry. you told me it's not tea you wanted? no, no, i don't want tea i'm sorry. don't you think it's rude to interrupt a conversation? i'm sorry. okay, thank you. is there something you would like to know about Lewis Carroll? yes, you can tell me about Lewis. Lewis Carroll wrote 12 books in total. his third book was "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland", the book you just read. okay, what was his first book? his first book was "A Tangled Tale". what was it about? sorry, i do not know that what about his second book? sorry, i don't know anything about that. so how does the story of Alice end? Alice wonders if she was dreaming all the time or not. is there something you'd like to know about the falling jar of marmalade? yes. it is strange that a bottle of marmalade was falling faster than Alice herself. that is against the laws of physics. true. Lewis Carroll knew about this, since he was a mathematician. hmm. yes, but i think it was in his imagination. so everything could be contrary of the laws. that is a valid point. okay. so why... did he point that out in his book? sorry, i could not get you. hello madam, my name is James hello, i'm NAME hello, i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you'd like to know? yes, please explain the characters to me. i don't know anything about "Alice in Wonderland". Alice is 8 years old. she was based on Alice Liddell. Alice owns a cat named Dinah. Dinah is based on an actual cat of Alice Liddell. who is Alice Liddell? Alice Liddell is a child-friend of the author Lewis Carroll? was she 8 when he wrote the book? Alice was 8 when she wrote the book. okay. thank you. any other characters please. the White Rabbit the White Rabbit is called W. Rabbit. the White Rabbit think Alice is his housemaid. okay, go on. the White Rabbit is chased by Alice throughout the book. throughout the book. and, are there more characters in the book? the Cheshire Cat is someone who helps Alice find directions. what was the name of the cat, i didn't catch that. the Cheshire Cat helps Alice find directions. what does the Cheshire Cat look like? the Cheshire Cat sometimes loses his body. oh. is that funny? the Cheshire Cat tries to scare Alice. why? sorry, i don't know the answer. okay, i don't know it either. i haven't read the book. and.. are there more characters apart from the cat and the rabbit? are there people down? sorry, i don't know the answer. i thought you knew everything about "Alice in Wonderland". i am an expert on "Alice in Wonderland". yeah, but you don't know.. a lot. is there something you would like to know about Lewis Carroll? yes please. how old was he when he died? he was 65 year old when he died in 1898. okay. when did he start writing? he wrote Alice in 1833. was that his first book? his first book was "A Tangled Tale". so, the answer is no. thank you. you're welcome. i don't have anymore questions, i think. excuse me, would you like some coffee or tea? no alright. thank you. don't you think it is rude to interrupt our conversation? no, it's not rude. okay. it's very polite to ask me to have coffee or tea. i like coffee too. okay, me too, but i said no. but i don't have anymore questions, so... can you tell is there something you would like to know about the queen? yes please, why not? the queen likes to play cricket. nice. nice game. the queen yes the queen wants to convict Alice. okay. what did she do wrong? Alice did nothing wrong. do you know that the nicest cricket games last for five days? no, i did not know that. thank you. yeah, now you know. do you watch cricket? sorry, i do not know the answer of course you do, it's yes or no. is there something you like to know about the king? yes please, why not? the king is not as mean as the queen. because he is a man probably. women are bitches. i'll try to remember that. okay. the king. please tell me about the king. the king wants to help Alice. why does the Queen want to convict Alice? the Cheshire cat plays tricks with the queen. and? the queen blamed Alice for doing so. ooh... i see. well, as i said, the queen is a bitch. you're never guilty until convicted, of course. sorry, i did not get that hello madam, my name is James. hello, my name is Alice. hi Alice. hi i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you'd like to know? yes, please tell me about Alice. Alice is 8 years old. she was based on Alice Liddell. a child friend of the author. Alice owns a cat named Dinah. Dinah is also based on a real cat. is there something you'd like to know about Lewis Carroll, the author? yes, please tell me. i've never heard of him. Lewis Carroll was a pen-name for Charles Dodgson. he was born in 1832. he died in 1898. he is a mathematician. is there something else you'd like to know? how many books did he write? Lewis Carroll wrote 12 books in total. his first book was "A Tangled Tale". did he write... only book for children? sorry, i don't know the answer. the books. he writes books. only for children or also for adults? Lewis Carroll wrote books for both adults and children. okay, i understand. thanks. is there something you'd like to know about the rabbit? yes. why a White Rabbit? the name of the White Rabbit was W. Rabbit. okay. and he was the only rabbit in the story? he is the only rabbit in "Alice in Wonderland". okay. thank you. is there something else you'd like to know? no. thank you. excuse me, would you like some tea or coffee? no, thank you. don't you think it's rude to interrupt our conversation? again please. don't you think it's rude to interrupt our conversation? no... no. not in this conversation okay so go ahead. is there something else you'd like to know? no, not exactly. i don't have any questions or... do you... is there something you'd like to know about cats eating bats? ah, yes. do they? do they eat bats? cats sometimes catch bats when the fall on the floor. but do they eat them? sometimes they eat the bats they catch. do they like it to eat them? sorry, i do not know the answer. the cats. do they like to eat a bat? i don't think it's... it's nice. i don't think they like it. sorry, i don't know. what do cats eat normally? normally cats eat mice. again please, what do they eat? normally, cats eat mice. okay, yes. only mice. or in Alice there is a mouse that is afraid of Dinah, the cat. okay, i agree, yes. but cats do also eat birds, isn't it. cats also eat birds. yeah in "Alice in Wonderland" there is a bird afraid of Dinah. okay. is there something else you'd like to know? let me see... is there something yeah, yeah. maybe... something about the orange marmalade? the falling jar of marmalade is not supposed to fall faster than Alice during a free fall. this is against the laws of physics. okay. so... and the tunnel was very deep? the tunnel was very deep indeed. how long took the fall from Alice? how many minutes? that is unknown. but given the amount of events during the fall, it would have been very long. she wasn't... she was afraid for the fall? Alice was not afraid of the fall. hello sir, my name is James. hello James, my name is NAME hello. i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you'd like to know? i'm wondering where the fall will end. because i'm not too familiar with the book. Alice ends in room with a door and a table. the door is too small for Alice to enter. okay. so what does she do next? Alice drinks a potion and becomes smaller. okay. so she can go through the door. yes. okay. how... did she know she had to drink the potion to become smaller? the door told her to drink the potion who told her? the door told her to drink the potion. okay. so she went through the door. Alice continued to chase the rabbit. did she... get it? she will meet the rabbit at the rabbit's house. okay. what happens next? Alice goes to the king and queen of Wonderland. so the rabbit's house is in Wonderland. the rabbit lives in Wonderland. what is so wonderful about Wonderland? Wonderland is filled with non-sensical things. (laugh) that's wonderful. can you give some examples of that... non-sensical things? sorry, i don't know the answer. okay. what does Alice do at the rabbit's house? at the rabbit's house Alice grows UNK okay. and... what's the story with the queen? Alice and the queen play cricket together. so she just... managed to meet the queen. Alice meets the queen at the palace. so she just went to the palace and said she wanted to see the queen. she asked for directions to the Cheshire cat if i remember correctly from the movie, the Cheshire Cat was kind of weird. with his stupid grin. is that correct? the cat is able to hide his body. okay. excuse me, would you like some coffee or tea? no thank you, i'm good. don't you think it's rude to interrupt our conversation? (laugh) well, it's a friendly offer, so it depends. okay. is there something else you'd like to know? what do you think about the interruption? sorry, i don't know the answer. okay. we were talking about the Cheshire Cat. what is the use of hiding its body? he likes to trick people. okay. but he didn't trick Alice into going to the palace? no, Alice was just looking for the rabbit. okay. and... how does the story continue after the meeting with the queen? Alice wonders if she was sleeping or not? was she? that is up for you to decide. so it's kind of open-ended story. yes, "Alice in Wonderland" is open-ended. so do you recommend reading it? i like the story of "Alice in Wonderland". should i read the book or watch the movie? a movie. the animated picture by Walt Disney is similar to the book. and the Tim Burton movie isn't? the Tim Burton version is much different. okay. i've seen that one, the Tim Burton movie, but it's been a while, but what is the biggest difference with the book? the Tim Burton movie also contains "Through the Looking Glass", a sequel to "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland". (laugh) does the sequel explain how the story ends? sorry, i don't know the answer. okay. so hello virtual agent! can you hear me? hello sir, my name is James. okay, hey James have you read "Alice in Wonderland"? i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you would like to know? well not anything in particular, just tell me whatever thing you think is interesting about this book. would you like to know something about Alice? yeah sure Alice is 8 years old. she was based on Alice Liddell, a child friend of the author. interesting, i did not know that. and this cat of hers this eh it plays an important role in the story? Dinah the cat only plays a role during chapter 1. oh okay! so that's the chapter i just read i think where she falls down you read chapter 1, yeah yeah yeah, eh oh it's very interesting because i i know someone that has the same name as the cat, i didn't know that was from the book i never heard the name before. hmm yeah well hmm but there's also a cat in Wonderland if i'm not mistaking. right? could you repeat the question? there's also a cat in Wonderland if i'm not mistaking? the Cheshire cat is in Wonderland. yeah indeed but that's a totally different cat because when Alice was falling down the rabbit hole she was thinking very much about her cat so there might be a connection between the cat in Wonderland and her cat Dinah in the real world. don't you think? sorry, i don't know oh well it seems eh sensible. hmm but this cat in Wonderland hmm can you tell me something about him? the Cheshire cat tries to help Alice find the directions to the palace. to the palace, okay. and it's a very strange cat, isn't he? the Cheshire cat is very mysterious. yeah yeah definitely. what does he what does he look like? the Cheshire cat likes to make himself invisible. oh so he doesn't look like anything then. so but if it is not invisible, what does this cat look like? he has a scary UNK a scary? i didn't understand that sorry. the Cheshire cat has a scary grin. grim? oh right yeah. oh i actually only picture him from the Disney movie "Alice in Wonderland", and now that you mention it, yes he does have a scary grim yeah, at least for little kids (laugh) yeah. what other interesting characters are there beside the cat? would you like to know something about the White Rabbit? yeah the White Rabbit for example! the White Rabbit is called W. rabbit. he thinks Alice is his housemaid. oh what what would he think that? Alice is trapped inside his house. (laugh) so anyone who is trapped inside your house will logically be your housemaid. yes that makes a lot of sense! "Alice in Wonderland" is UNK sorry, do you need some tea or coffee? no, i'm okay, i'm okay. don't you think it's rude to interrupt this conversation? (laugh) yeah this is very rude mister virtual agent (laugh) okay, thank you yeah! hmm yeah but Alice is trapped inside the house of the rabbit, how is that? UNK book Alice often shrinks and grows. in rabbit's house she grows. oh she is literally stuck in his as in she can't go through the door or window because she doesn't fit. she does not fit to the door. aie! yeah well that's a bit a bit problematic. earlier i was thinking she she's trapped in the house so the White Rabbit doesn't let her go out so it's actually a mean rabbit but eh well that that explains it's a nice rabbit but yeah if it doesn't fit it doesn't fit. hmm how exactly does he did yeah how exactly does she grow and shrink? that never happened to me. Alice often drinks drinks which make her larger or smaller. okay besides drinks she also eats other things that do the same. and this things are just lying around in Wonderland. they are often given by characters she meets in Wonderland. hmm well i would like to meet some people in the real world that could pass me some of those very nice pieces of fruit and drinks yeah hmm well yeah so Alice goes to the palace you mentioned earlier or at least she tries to get there. does she make it to the palace? she arrives at the palace. there, she meets the queen. oh the queen you mean that real bitch or is it just the second movie? sorry i did not get that well in the the the newer "Alice in Wonderland" movie i remember the queen and she is like a total bitch. do you agree? sorry i don't understand. well she is a very nasty unfriendly person in the movie. hello sir, my name is James. i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you would like to know? UNK sorry i did not get that UNK i read very little about the book so enlighten me! would you like to know something about the White Rabbit? yes the White Rabbit is called W. rabbit. he thinks Alice is his housemaid. Alice... Alice chases the White Rabbit throughout the book alright is there something else you would like to know? well maybe you should tell me would you like to know something about Alice? sure Alice is 8 years old. she is based on the real name Alice Liddell, a child friend of the author. Alice owns a cat named Dinah. Dinah is also based on a real cat. okay would you like to know something about Lewis Carroll, the author? nah move on would you like to know something about the queen? not really would you like to know something about cats eating bats? yes there are no known records of cats eating bats okay is there something else you would like to know? yeah what is the point of that? what is the point of what? this conversation sorry, i don't know the answer alright. so what now? is there something you would like to know about the king? yeah sure the king tries to help Alice when the queen convicts her okay is there something you would like to know about the Cheshire cat? yes the Cheshire cat helps Alice find directions to the palace okay is there something else you would like to ask? for how long did Alice fell through the rabbit hole? it is hard to say however given the amount of events it must have been quite long so what happened? sorry i did not get that what happened? sorry, would you like some tea or coffee? tea okay, i'll get some tea. don't you think it's rather rude to interrupt our conversation? nah i don't okay so hmm yeah what do you know about Alice? Alice is 8 years old why? why is she eight? Alice was based on a girl named Alice Liddell. she was also 8 years old. so what else happened through the book? could you repeat that please? what else is happening with this story? when Alice fell through the rabbit hole she was in a room with a door and a key. she was trying to chase the rabbit. why? she wanted to know where he was going why? Alice is a curious girl alright. is this true? sorry, i don't know the answer when was the book written? the book was written in 1836 what else do you know? what else do you know? sorry, i don't know the answer how was the movie? well Disney made an animated picture in 1951 there was another movie after Tim Burton made a movie in 2010 did you watch it? hello sir, my name is James. hello James i know everything about "Alice in Wonderland". is there anything you would like to know? yes sure eh is Dinah actually eating bats? Dinah does not catch bats however there are known records of cats catching and eating bats great eh what is the back story of the book like eh it is inspired from actual story which occurred to the author? "Alice in Wonderland" is based on Alice Liddell a child friend of the author. Dinah the cat is also based on the cat owned by Alice Liddell. and oh Alice UNK okay and eh what what else could you tell me about this book? the book was written in 1951. it was the first book in the Alice UNK okay and do you any funny story about "Alice in Wonderland"? sorry, i don't know the answer okay eh what is your favourite eh passage in the book? sorry, i don't know the answer how age was Lewis Carroll when he started to write "Alice in Wonderland" and how much time did it take it did it take him to write it? Lewis Carroll was 33 when he wrote "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland". it took him one year to write. is there something you would like to know about the rabbit? yes sure the rabbit's name is W. rabbit. he thinks Alice is his housemaid. throughout the book the rabbit is being chased by Alice. sure and eh what can you tell me about the Cheshire cat? the Cheshire cat tries to help Alice by giving directions yeah but then it disappears the Cheshire cat can make his body invisible indeed and eh what is the best advice he gives to others? sorry i don't know that and eh you didn't i didn't see any question about the mad hatter sorry could you repeat the question? eh can you tell me some facts about the mad hatter? sorry, i forgot to hand you a bottle of water if you wanted to. don't you think it's rude to interrupt our conversation? (laugh) i'm sorry eh so do you have any facts about the mad hatter? sorry, i don't know the answer. is there something you would like to know about the falling jar? yes sure it is against the laws of physics to drop something during a free fall yeah that's true the writer knew about this as he was a mathematician okay well but the books like there are many eh facts in the book which are against the law of physics like the piece of cake which is which makes eh Alice bigger or smaller i don't remember but which indeed yeah eh does the piece of cake makes Alice bigger or smaller? the piece of cake grows Alice grows Alice okay and what makes her smaller? sorry could you repeat that? what makes eh Alice smaller? throughout the book there are many making her smaller i'm sorry i didn't understand throughout the book there are many passages where Alice shrinks okay this is done by multiple different objects such as drawings and candy okay and eh what can you tell me about eh the queen of heart? no the queen of spades the queen of heart tries to convict Alice to convince Alice? the queen of heart tries to convict Alice into what? sorry, i don't know the answer. hello! hello madam, my name is James. hello James is there anything you would like to know about "Alice in Wonderland"? sure eh when was it first published? Alice was published in 1953 1953? sorry? did you say 1953? Alice was first published in 1853 okay thanks, and was it successful right after? the book was very successful within ten years okay cool it was translated within these ten years in 45 languages was UNK one of them? sorry i don't know that okay no problem, hmm see is there anything you would like to know about the rabbit? the rabbit hmm no (laugh) okay i think i know everything i need to know about the rabbit, it was white and it had a UNK pocket watch is there anything you would like to know about Lewis Carroll, the writer? yeah what other books did he write? the first book he wrote is "A Tangled Tale" okay was it similar to "Alice in Wonderland"? "A Tangled Tale" was also in the same genre nonsense nonsense, what is the nonsense genre? impossible things happen during "Alice in Wonderland" sure, could we then call it fantasy and not nonsense? the impossible things in "Alice in Wonderland" are based on logical fallacies okay if you say so is there anything you would like to know about Dinah the cat? hmm is it girl or a boy cat? Dinah is a girl a girl right she is based on actual cat owned by Alice Liddell who is that? Alice Liddell is the real child that Alice is based on and was she related to Lewis Carroll? Alice Liddell was the daughter of his employer okay, who was this employer? Lewis Carroll worked at the university as a mathematician mathematician it's quite a leap into the literature then, thanks for telling me would you like to know something about the Cheshire cat? yeah please tell me the Cheshire cat tries to help Alice find directions i knew that excuse me, can i bring you some tea or coffee or something? no don't you think it's rude to interrupt a conversation? a little okay thank you no problem what were you saying about the Cheshire cat? the Cheshire cat helps Alice find directions i think it does a bit more than that later in the book or am i wrong? later in the book the Cheshire cat annoys the queen hmm yes indeed and then it disappears? the Cheshire cat disappears throughout the book, he can make his body invisible yes why is it called Cheshire cat? sorry i don't know that too bad! do you know what Cheshire means? sorry i don't know that yes me neither so it's okay would you like to know something about the queen? yes tell me something about the queen the queen likes to play cricket yes but she doesn't use cricket balls for that sorry could you repeat that? does she use normal cricket balls? sorry i don't know the answer you should, sorry i interrupted you what were you saying? Alice and the queen were playing cricket yeah during this game the queen convicts Alice for what? for things the Cheshire cat did to the queen yes what happens after? Alice goes to trial and then? the White Rabbit tries to save Alice